1. Yo mama’s so prepared that if the apocalypse started tomorrow, she’d already have a color-coded binder, three emergency kits, and a “snacks in case the world ends” box. Honestly, if society collapses, we’re all meeting at her house. She probably already planned it. 2. Yo mama’s so dramatic that when she loses the TV remote, she gives a whole Shakespeare monologue about the betrayal, the loss, and the tragic fate of mankind. By the time she’s finished, someone else has already changed the channel. 3. Yo mama’s so good at guilt trips that she could make a GPS apologize for recalculating. “In 300 feet, turn left… if you even want to. I mean, don’t worry about me, I’m just here trying my best.” 4. Yo mama’s so tech-confused that she once printed a screenshot just to show someone her “broken printer.” And honestly? The real plot twist was that the printed screenshot was perfect. 5. Yo mama’s so friendly that she goes to the grocery store for one item and comes back two hours later knowing three life stories, a lasagna recipe, and the cashier’s weekend plans. She doesn’t shop — she socializes professionally.